It’s so hot out there! But how hot is it?
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1. Hotter than a billy goat with a blow torch.
2. Hotter than Satan’s house cat.
3. Hotter than Satan’s toenails.
4. Hotter than doughnut grease at a fat man convention.
5. Hotter than a blister bug in a pepper patch.
6. Hotter than a jalapeño’s armpit.
7. Hotter than a half-bred fox in a forest fire.
8. Hotter than a stepmother’s kiss.
9. Hotter than hell and half of Georgia.
10. Hotter than a firecracker lit at both ends.
11. Hotter than a pair of sweat pants full of barbecue.
12. Hotter than blue blazes.
13. Hotter than a house on fire.
14. Hotter than a fire hydrant chasing a dog.
15. Hotter than 40 dammits.
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